Last week was my birthday. I woke up very depressed and sad, but I was hoping that my family would make me feel better. I went to the kitchen, expecting that my wife would kiss me and wish me all the best, but she didn’t say anything. I got even more depressed, but I hoped that my kids would help me. They didn't tell me anything as well. So I went to work. After a few minutes, my secretary came, and said to me ‘’Happy birthday dear boss, I wish you all the best’’, I was very happy, because finally someone remembered of my birthday. Later the secretary called me for a drink, so we went to a restaurant nearby. We had several martinis, and everything looked perfect. After a few hours of enjoying, my secretary suggested that we should go to the beach, because the day was great. So we went to the beach, we were swimming, lying on the beach, and all was good. After, we went for a dinner and I had a few glasses of wine. Then, my secretary called me to her place, for a glass of wine. I accepted. When we got there, we had several glasses of wine. My secretary then told me she must change her clothes, to wear something more comfortable. I was so excited. After a few minutes she opened a door, and my wife, children and friends were there, singing the happy birthday song. I was naked on the couch! That was the worst birthday ever!
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